The+Onion


 * 1) Research and discover any two events/trends that occur at the same time (a correlation). Turn this information into a fantastic headline that claims causality. Submit this headline as a comment on this page.
 * 2) If you are not familiar with __The Onion__, you will need to google it. Become familiar with the writing style. It’s just entertaining to read. You can follow them on Twitter. Lots of people see their headlines posted on social media and think that they are real. This is embarrassing/hilarious, depending upon who you are.
 * 3) Then write a brief article based upon the title you created. Make it interesting. Try to make it interesting, but definitely demonstrate a wildly false correlation that could not possibly lead to causality.